Paradise

thecatalyst-toyourdemise:

IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

(via holdontillmay-darlingyoullbeokay)

(Source: deathology, via gothlolita)

playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

(via australiansanta)

michaelpalin:

i dont understand the pleasure in sexting 

like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like

what would

?????

how do i respond??

‘i’m so happy for you’

(via australiansanta)

prettymuchdone:

“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head

(Source: curricudumb, via australiansanta)

prettymuchdone:

“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head

(Source: curricudumb, via australiansanta)

edating:

do u ever regret things 0.03 seconds after u say them i do

theghostofmikeyway:

When i read Panic! at the disco i read it like

PANIC!

                                                     at the disco

hungarian:

nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito

3ridan:

the scariest thing about teenage girls is all they have to do is laugh near you and they instantly make you feel like total shit